Hi provins!
Nothing humble about being a gardener - you can come and sort out my piece of desert anytime!
Main page: go to the top of this screen and click on the left hand option - the one that says 'Home' - that will take you to the 'Main page / Home page / Front page - whichever you like to call it. Sometimes the computer literate try to confuse everybody else by referring to it as 'MP/HP/FP', but it's all the same thing.
Just in case you don't know, once you've been there, click on 'Forum' to get back here!
LOL: IT or phone text shorthand for ' Laughing out Loud!'
Hope that helps.
