| Strangely my wife isn't daft,she will know exactly what happened,but a straightforward confession would be far to easy.At the moment I am going for "devine intervention", following the lead of the insurance companies, and going for the "Act of God clause". It only seems fair to spread the blame! The nine hole side of it is a bit worrying because it does look a bit like St Sebastian was wearing it when he was executed by arrows (no blood in this case).It was only ONE arrow! |