I'm not sure if it's a record Toby, most newbies have tails of utter stupidity on the shooting line!

The measure of a good Fonz winner is 'how often', not 'how soon'.

Take a leaf out of Kevin H's book.

Already a holder of our most prestigious honour, Kevin constantly tries to raise the bar, to push the envelope, to think outside the box.
Only a couple of weeks ago, Kevin accidently un-nocked his arrow at full draw resulting in a "dry fire". And because he chooses to use a bow without proper limb pockets

, he was left holding a bare riser, and wondering why he had a pile of limbs, string and arrow on the ground at his feet!
The man's fast becoming a legend!
(Sadly, I didn't see this incident because he's started "shooting for the other team"

.) (And using pink fletchings.

)