| Never Fletch Arrows While Naked...
There was me, in the utility room re-fletching me arrows, totally bereft of clothing as it's been such a hot and sticky night.
Anyhoo, the old clamp was getting a bit gunged up with glue, so I get some cotton wool and nail varnish remover (with added vitamin-e), open up the clamp and proceed to give it a good scrub. To make sure it all comes up sparkly I really put the pressure on and brought it close to my body in order to hold it tighter. All finished, I let the clamp snap shut on my left nipple and ran around the kitchen screaming....
So be warned....
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Grumpy Cat says... No.
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