Sorry for the delay folks, I've been in talks with Henry Winkler about a range of Fonz award merchandise.
Only kidding, nice to know that my award has found a place in your hearts, on your bow cases and so on.
Just in case anyone's missed receiving their award, here's one just for you!
PS: Dave, wasn't pampass grass one of those secret signals that the householder liked to "swing"? If so, you might want to stop blaming the local yoofs and track down the local orgy organiser! You never know...