total control adjustment tool

[geoffretired]

Instead of spending time adjusting bracing height, nocking point, arrow rest centreshot, spring tension, arrow spines etc etc why not have one multi tool to give complete control of all those different functions.
I will call it the "laws of physics adjuster"
You buy all the gear you like the look of and then use the tool to adjust the laws so your gear shoots perfectly. I'm working on a "user error adjuster" after I've finished the first one.

[Sponge]

Will it be possible to use this in FITA shoots?

Can you fit a time machine option so any time that you still get a bad shot, you can roll back and fix it?

Sponge

[geoffretired]

Sorry Sponge, I'm a specialist in bending laws of physics but I should have added that my specialism doesn't include time changes. If I went down the road of getting up to speed in that area, I'd never finish the other two tasks so all my efforts would be wasted. Unless ofcourse I could deal with the time needed once I'd mastered time changing? Why didn,t I think of that earlier?
When I 've learnt to play with time, there's a chance I could think of that "earlier".
Brain ache causing strange effects here. I feel a bad bout of relativity coming on. Only one cure. Shoot some arrows and see if the time moves are working in my favour or not.
Hello!

Originally Posted by geoffretired

Sorry Sponge, I'm a specialist in bending laws of physics but I should have added that my specialism doesn't include time changes. If I went down the road of getting up to speed in that area, I'd never finish the other two tasks so all my efforts would be wasted. Unless ofcourse I could deal with the time needed once I'd mastered time changing? Why didn,t I think of that earlier?
When I 've learnt to play with time, there's a chance I could think of that "earlier".
Brain ache causing strange effects here. I feel a bad bout of relativity coming on. Only one cure. Shoot some arrows and see if the time moves are working in my favour or not.
Hello!

Ok Geoff, other than bending time and the laws of Physics, did you manage to fix the oven without calling the fire brigade?

[geoffretired]

Hi Rich,
The oven hasn't gone wrong yet. That's tomorrow. Or the next day, haven't quite perfected this time change device. Just when I think I've cracked it it all goes backwards and I find I'm back where I started.
Hi Rich,
What's that about an oven? It was working perfectly. Unless you know something I don't?? Have you fiddled with the date?

[Rik]

Originally Posted by Sponge

Will it be possible to use this in FITA shoots?

Can you fit a time machine option so any time that you still get a bad shot, you can roll back and fix it?

Sponge

Yeah, but by the time I got to the 1000th arrow of the day, I'd be wiped out...

[geoffretired]

Rik, you are thinking analogue. Go digital and delete the bad shots.
Or, put the bad shots into a time when you were younger and fitter so they don't accumulate in the present/future.
Look at the time!! Must get on with my potty training. If I mess my pants I'm in deep ***** ( that's not a mis spelling, they spell it that way now)

[robtattoo]

Geoff, I have access to an inter-rossiter flux capacitor. Admittedly it has a 2 micron downgrade in the lateral augmentor, but it should suffice to transport 1 archer plus equipment, back far enough to erase at least 10 shots. Do you fancy a brainstorming session? Get back to me, I can always touch base with you, to flag up these few issues.

In fact, Ive just worked out the dilation characteristics in such a way that I've been able to travel forward, see the outcome of our meeting, steal all the patents & initiate a hostile takeover of your multinational T.C.A.T. Manufacturing corporation. I'm now a multi-millionaire & live in your 18 bedroom mansion. How's homelessnes & poverty suiting you?

[Wrexham Exile]

does it come in green?

[robtattoo]

Not since the great GNAS dresscode-shift of 2016. Only Yellow or Gaudy Pink.