Indoor classification names

[TJ Mason]

Chatting to our records officer today, I mentioned that I just needed one more decent indoor score to get a "D". He cracked up at this, and we talked about how dull and uninspiring the indoor classifications are. I mean, "D"? Am I supposed to wear THAT with pride, perhaps on a white conical hat?

So, what better names should we suggest to the GNAS? Here's my first attempt:

unclassified -> Sh**head
H -> Tesco Value
G -> Diddy Winkle
F -> Little Plum
E -> Hitter of Barn Doors
D -> Middling Flinger
C -> Nifty Nocker
B -> Worshipful Bull Humper
A -> Grand Donkey Startler