Those observant among you will have seen that i have not been active on the board for a few days, even when there are tasty threads to wade into. This is because I have been very aware that the magic 1000th post was next, and I wanted it to be special (Did the earth move for you?). Which is just the same as approaching "n" hundred for a York. However, I am aware that this is post 1001 (a very pretty number), and 1066 will come up shortly. Etc. I know I should be able to cope with "milestones" like this by ignoring them or not counting, but a) is this a part of my psychological make-up? and b) can i stop myself making these things up?
(I actually toyed with the idea of an entirely trivial 1000th post, consisting of 1000

: s. But i would have been drummed off the board)