This must be a fonz award...

[Beardy]

You see I've been sucked into this cult. It's taking all my spare time, and some that isn't spare. It's reducing my bank account balance at a frightening rate. It can cause friction between me and Mrs Beardy.

Why is this worthy of a Fonz award. Well I joined this cult of my own free will and I believed them when they said it would do me good, and wouldn't be expensive at all. Even when I discovered that they told me lies to get me in, I persevered. Now I am a lost cause.

And the name of this cult. You know what I'm going to say don't you. Yes that's right, basket weaving.

Well that's what I tell Mrs Beardy it is.

It is of course, arrow flinging. It 's bloody frustrating. And I want to be shooting NOW

So that's my nomination for a Fonz.
Is it worthy.
Goaon, you know it is

[Dave]

If that was a case for a Fonz, Beardy, then we'd all be sporting the little chap.

Sorry, better luck next time