Oooops my nipple

[Moo-03]

well hi everyone
i suppose id have to nominate myself for the award.
iv been having a bit of a form relaps since not being able to shoot as often as id like to through winter and have been having problems with getting on my back.
this evening i was at my club and one of the coach's had his foremaster with him and i borrowed it for 5 mins to refresh my mind.
once id got back to the shooting line, bow in hand and shot my first arrow i noticed that id cought my nipple which at the time was pierced and i felt the ball fall off the nipple ring. didnt think much of it as iv had it happend a couple of time in the past.
shot my next arrow and felt the same thing happen again and noticed my arrow landed about 10yrds infront of me. baffled why it happend the kiddie standing beside me who's a left hand archer told me i was bleeding!!!!!
i checked it out and iv now got a pierced free nipple, home made plaster and a chest guard in the post.
call me what ya want but remember to always wear a chest guard

[Dave]

Sorry, but to receive a Fonz award for the removal (or piercing) of one's nipple due to lack of chest guard is far too common. You'll have to be more imaginative than that, and possibly involve the use of a fletching jig.

[clickerati]

Try shooting sans bra at home then tell me how your nipple feels!!!

But nothing beats Dave's naked fletching nipple incident. Classic!!!

[Murray]

you guys are too mean. I think the combined stupidity of wearing a nipple ring to archery then shooting it off deseves a fonz!

[Meddler]

don't forget he compounded it with the lack of a chest guard...

(where's the eyes watering emoticon when you need one....)

[Moo-03]

well i'll just have to try harder next time to get the award lol
i could of included the use of a fletching jig to keep the nipple together but didnt. but the bed sheet did make a good swob untill i went to get out of bed and it came with me lol

wearing a bra is just a bit kinky but if thats what it takes to get you on my side clickerati ill be glad to give it a go!!!

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Murray

you guys are too mean. I think the combined stupidity of wearing a nipple ring to archery then shooting it off deseves a fonz!

Hmmmm, s'pose you're right - even I had the common sense to remove nose and eyebrow ring when I started doing archery

Enjoy the little chap...

[Thunk]

I suppose you could have perfected the technique by loosing the arrow through the nipple ring, leaving the fletches drifting down around your navel...now that would get you a fonz and bar!

Eeewww... doesn't bear thinking about!

[Moo-03]

dave am i right in thinking that iv now gained the fonz award?
seeing that iv got the little chap under my name that i never had till now.
only guessing im right other wise im off to the field to have another go.

[Dave]

Yes, you have a Fonz award. Please, please don't try and whip off your other nipple.... (but you could try tying your nock to your nipple ring and try and sense the FPS as it leaves the bow... )