JCB's and Archery Don't Mix

[Jerry Tee]

H'mmmm I could dig the back garden at 200mph and then use the cloaking device instead of having to put it away in the shed.

[whisky]

Could it have been a 'plant' -(excuse the pun) by Hoyt after they heard you talking about another bow manufacturer? There's something a foot at the Special K if you ask me...........

[Thunk]

What's Special K got to do with anything? (I'm a Weetabix man myself).

[CPlater1]

well my dad could do with something to get to the target and back quicker and using less battery power on his wheelchair. I keep suggesting a quad bike, but still...

Chris

[elastoplastscavenger]

i found the bestest thing ever! ITS A JCB 3CX DIGGER SIMULATOR/GAME!!!!
http://www.jcb.com/3cxsim/index.html
the controls button doesnt work, but i figured them out by button bashing.
A and D do the bucket
W and X do the elbow joint
E and F traverse the arm
G and H are look left and right
up and down arrows move the shoulder joint
left and right arrows pivot the arm left and right

dig up the leters J C and B using the "distance to letter" gauge in a warmer colder sence.

(note: this may not be the bestest thing ever. it may have been a bonus when i was surfing the JCB website looking at the machines and looking for jobs/sponsorhip)

the land speed record thing was on top gear earlier tonight, was only a few minutes mention tho.

[Medoc]

LOL Max, I guess no one at the club will mention this again!.........................................SEE YOU ON TUESDAY. ................ (note to Dave, I cant find the big yellow digger icon)

[Frommy]

Originally Posted by Furface

Yes, but where do you put your bowcase?

What a fabulous "Two Ronnies" reply

"in the landrover plastered to the side of it...."

I can recall that a regular on AF, some years ago, needed to get some gear out of the rear seat of his car. When he retrieved the gear he slammed the car door, but he happened to have his quiver on at the time, and ........