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| Never Fletch Arrows While Naked... There was me, in the utility room re-fletching me arrows, totally bereft of clothing as it's been such a hot and sticky night. Anyhoo, the old clamp was getting a bit gunged up with glue, so I get some cotton wool and nail varnish remover (with added vitamin-e), open up the clamp and proceed to give it a good scrub. To make sure it all comes up sparkly I really put the pressure on and brought it close to my body in order to hold it tighter. All finished, I let the clamp snap shut on my left nipple and ran around the kitchen screaming.... So be warned....
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| You may also want to watch out for the unpleasant chance of the nail polish remover dripping somewhere sensitive. I once made the stupid mistake of trying a small spot of white spirit to remove a gloss paint finger print I left on myself when I needed to visit the bathroom during decorating.....really sore for a while, and I had to sit in a bath of cold water for a while to try and relieve the pain. Chopping chillis can be another problem if you are not careful. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dave, your an idiot. Much funny!
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| That's rock-n-roll, Dave!! You kinky basterd!
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| Yeah Yeah it was an accident - we believe you Dave ![]()
__________________ Radar_UK The Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing. | |||||||||||||
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| Noooo Dave I think I may be scarred for life, I may have to see a therapist to get that image removed from my mind .Quote:
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__________________ Paul - Experience > Something you gain when things do not go as you expected. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||