Firstly, apologies for my lack of dedication to the Fonz cause but I've recently started a new business and - thankfully! - I've been far too busy working to continue the vital work of Mr. Fonzerelli.
Glad to see that you're all still keeping up the good work and behaving like idiots in my absence. You in particular Little Miss P., but also Guy for turning out in the rain and dark to go on a wild goose chase. In my experience, if there's a member of the fairer sex involved, one should allow a slightly greater margin for error.

Anywho, back to the error in hand. Commendations must go to the anonymous note writer who obviously understands the adage "less is more" when it comes to comedy writing (perhaps I should take a leaf out of his book

). But let's not forget our heroine for sharing her blushes with the entire world. POWER TO THE PURPLE!

Have a Fonz!
