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| The Gold Flinger Fonz Award The infamous Fonz Award, have you got yours yet? Or better still know anyone you can grass on? |
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Mick
__________________ "I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory" - Julia Roberts. "I love my new hat, it's better than a head full of sun-block." - Me |
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As an added observation (pun?) have you noticed that on some fields, the targets seem to be "off centre"? What I mean is, the whole field seems to "Look wrong", I don't know why. Other archers have asked me this question in the past when we have shot at an away comp'.
__________________ I love archery. It is the only time I can pull & score |
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At Wetherby, the grass is always cut at a slight diagonal to the shooting line perpendicular. Gives the impression that you're shooting at a target that should be 2 or 3 places left/right. Mick
__________________ "I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory" - Julia Roberts. "I love my new hat, it's better than a head full of sun-block." - Me |
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| Try coming to our range, the fence line along the right of the field is at a slight angle to the left hand side (which we use as a reference). I've lost count of the number of shoots I've done where arrows have been 'blown' off course by the wind. It also doesn't help matters that the local football club have their ground to our right. What with having to remember where the target is AND not shoot the idiots when they climb the fence to get their balls back, I'm surprised anyone manages to hit the boss at some shoots ![]()
__________________ Every time I think I know where it is, someone moves it! |
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| Excuses, excuses, excuses. Sorry men, you shoot the wrong target, you get a Fonz. Simple as that. Reminds me of a time in a restaurant, I returned from the gents and sat down at the table. I stared longingly into the eyes of the beautiful vision of a lady sitting opposite and asked if we should order red or white wine. It was then that I realised that I'd sat at the wrong table and my irate companion was sitting 2 tables to the left. Believe me, I tried to blame the pattern on the carpet; a trick of the light causing an optical illusion; even suggesting that the waiters had moved the tables. There was no excuse, it was a simple mistake - a simple but costly mistake! Just thank your lucky stars; all you lose is a few points and a bit of pride. That meal cost me a fortune and I didn't even get invited in for coffee! ![]() Have a Fonz! ![]()
__________________ I put my success down to luck. The more I practice, the luckier I get. |
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| Salisbury's FITA is like that, but I think it's the river at the end of the field that does it. I've taken to going to the shooting line & then pitching camp behind the marker for my target, instead of the less intellectually taxing option of parking opposite the target itself ![]() |
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