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| The Gold Flinger Fonz Award The infamous Fonz Award, have you got yours yet? Or better still know anyone you can grass on? |
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| Have another look Grant, my chestguard may be hiding in there. It certainly ain't where I thought I'd put it. Mick
__________________ "I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory" - Julia Roberts. "I love my new hat, it's better than a head full of sun-block." - Me | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| quick thunk on the bottom Hey - who you calling quick? Sunday - very confusing. I usually rest my bow on the end of the long rod whilst nocking my next arrow - couldn't quite get my head round why the ground seemed further away than usual. Only when taking my bow down after the shoot did I realise that I has screwed the V-bar straight into the riser, and the 4" extension was still in the case! Thought the bow didn't feel right; it explains why my score was worse than usual! DOUBLE DOH! ![]()
__________________ I'm a dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic astronomer. I lie awake at night, stare out at the stars and wonder if there really is a Dog... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Perhaps Grant's quiver is where all the missing socks go??? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| It's a widely known fact that the average person spends 37.4654321% of his/her life looking for things. All I can say is that the average person is either: a) Not an archer or, b) doesn't live with my significant other. Last week, looking for my Allen keys to fix my bow, turned the house upside-down, ransacked the garage, emptied the junk out of the footwells of my car, couldn't find the little blighters anywhere. So off I popped to B&Q and returned home, the thick end of an hour later, 12 quid lighter and with a replacement set of Allen keys. Friday night, getting ready to go to her Christmas Doo, I got the shoe-shine kit out of the cupboard to bull up my dancing shoes. Guess what was in the shoe-shine box... My old set of bl**dy Allen keys! Aaaarrrggghhhhhh!!!! Why on earth would you put them there??? Silly woman! So in a bid to escape this kind of behaviour, I go shooting, and then spend half my time swinging a metal detector round looking for lost arrows! 37.4654321% my a**e! (Got my own back though, I hid her slippers in the freezer!)
__________________ I put my success down to luck. The more I practice, the luckier I get. |
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