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Old 25-06-08, 10:36 PM
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Sunburn and Viagra!
I know we haven't had much of a summer yet, but without much sun todate, the chances are we will all get sun burnt pretty quick if we are caught out unawares on the shooting line. I'm as guilty as anyone else for not putting on the sun cream and I have to say that two weeks ago, wearing quite short shorts my legs, front and back got very burnt, not realising how strong the sun was having spent only three hours shooting.
I went to the doctors as I was in a fair bit of discomfort and he prescibed a camomile lotion and viagra. He told me to gently rub in the camomile lotion gently on the affected areas and to take viagra every two hours when in bed.
I said I understood about the camomile but why the viagra. He said the viagra was to keep the duvet off my legs.
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Old 25-06-08, 10:41 PM
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Oh Old Bloke - you are a wag!
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Old 25-06-08, 10:42 PM
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I know we haven't had much of a summer yet, but without much sun todate, the chances are we will all get sun burnt pretty quick if we are caught out unawares on the shooting line. I'm as guilty as anyone else for not putting on the sun cream and I have to say that two weeks ago, wearing quite short shorts my legs, front and back got very burnt, not realising how strong the sun was having spent only three hours shooting.
I went to the doctors as I was in a fair bit of discomfort and he prescibed a camomile lotion and viagra. He told me to gently rub in the camomile lotion gently on the affected areas and to take viagra every two hours when in bed.
I said I understood about the camomile but why the viagra. He said the viagra was to keep the duvet off my legs.
You are bad I nearly w*t myself laughing.
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Old 26-06-08, 04:06 PM
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I know we haven't had much of a summer yet, but without much sun todate, the chances are we will all get sun burnt pretty quick if we are caught out unawares on the shooting line. I'm as guilty as anyone else for not putting on the sun cream and I have to say that two weeks ago, wearing quite short shorts my legs, front and back got very burnt, not realising how strong the sun was having spent only three hours shooting.
I went to the doctors as I was in a fair bit of discomfort and he prescibed a camomile lotion and viagra. He told me to gently rub in the camomile lotion gently on the affected areas and to take viagra every two hours when in bed.
I said I understood about the camomile but why the viagra. He said the viagra was to keep the duvet off my legs.
Is Viagra on the IOC banned list, wouldn't want you shooting at Yelverton with lots of banned Drugs in your system
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Old 26-06-08, 05:28 PM
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quality joke dude
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Old 26-06-08, 06:15 PM
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Old 02-07-08, 01:24 PM
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No good for barebowers, counts as a stabilser y'see...
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It's my understanding old guys use Viagra so they don't pee on their shoes. (smile)

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Old 03-07-08, 10:34 AM
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It's my understanding old guys use Viagra so they don't pee on their shoes. (smile)

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They also use it to prevent them rolling out of bed at night... ... ...

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Old 03-07-08, 01:09 PM
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Is Viagra on the IOC banned list, wouldn't want you shooting at Yelverton with lots of banned Drugs in your system

Must be, after all, it is 'performance enhancing'!

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