Funny things said on beginners courses

At our beginners course last night one of the guys on week3 (He's a Lord but seems like a nice guy) told me that that he'd shot 0.22 rifle at school behind sandbags etc. I couldn't help myself and replied " WOW! that must have been a rough school we just used to hit each other with sticks at mine"

[geoffretired]

Mother and small boy shooting as brand new beginners. Mum doing well and small boy shooting only half way to the target.
Next end of arrows, mum misses with all three arrows and, to save the small boy from more distress, the coach moves the lad to a few feet from his target and he shoots all three into the gold.
Coach says, " Well done, you're getting them all on now and your Mum's getting everything off!"

[k8hex]

Overheard at a beginner's course several years ago.
Coach to well endowed lady "Be careful when you draw the bow back as we don't want Mickey Mouse's nose following the arrow!.."